It’s a very simple algorithm:
- Start at zero.
- For each “like” or “reblog” you’ve received in the past week, add one point.
- For each new follower you’ve gained in the past week, add three points.
- For each new follower who actually reads your posts and isn’t just trying to get you to follow back, add six points.
- Does your blog have a nonsensical name that makes it impossible to remember who you actually are, and no link to your profile on Twitter or anywhere else? Eleven points.
- Moobs? Jorts? -50 points each.
- Using sustainable logging methods, cut down the nearest redwood or cypress and count the rings. Round up to the nearest Mersenne prime and add this number to Line 35 (unless you’re taking the standard deduction).
- Compare and contrast the writings of Hegel and Kant on the ontological implications of the doctrine of transcendental idealism. Use proper citations where necessary.
- Zooey Deschanel or baby bunnies? 200 points.
- Zooey Deschanel AND baby bunnies? 5000 points.
- Zooey Deschanel, baby bunnies, and Spider-Man? Sorry, those cancel out.
Now take your total, write it backwards, divide by the square root of infinity to the googol times infinity plus one, throw it away and count up the socks in your sock drawer and that’s your Tumblarity!
Reblogged from venomous porridge.
⊗ June 06, 2009, 8:43pm
